Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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