I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
