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• (214): View more from Texas

  There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...

  (410): View more from Maryland

  I didn't know

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party

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• (650): View more from California

  FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza

  (650): View more from California

  I regret 8000% nothing

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• (408): View more from California

  Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!

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