Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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