with your own penis?
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.