We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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