she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Sorry about my life...
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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