I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
don't judge my taste in strippers
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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