I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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