I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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