He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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