too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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