I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Your penis caused this!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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