I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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