it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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