I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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