the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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