Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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