check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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