Sponge bath it is.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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