That's intense
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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