So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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