Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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