Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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