I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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