The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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