just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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