you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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