what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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