we were pretty classy up until the second keg
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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