Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My dick has a subreddit
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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