Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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