Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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