the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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