I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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