you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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