I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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