It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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