do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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