So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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