Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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We are two peas in an std pod
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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