When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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