K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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