This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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