Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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