Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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