While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
My dick has a subreddit
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Randomize
