"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
