I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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