i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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