HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize
