Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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