this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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