It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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